According to Newsweek, there is too much poop in parts of Miami’s waterways to swim or fish. Hilarious. I love Florida. Just last week they had a guy bring a grenade to a Taco Bell, and now they’re just dumping poo right into the water. The Miami-Dade County released a warning against swimming, fishing, or boating after a malfunction at …
Florida Man Catches A Grenade While Fishing, Brings It To Taco Bell
I wish there were some sort of typo or #FakeNews in that headline, but it’s 100% accurate. Somehow, this sequence of events happened. First, a man caught a grenade while fishing. Then, he tossed it into his bucket. Then, his tummy growled. Finally, he drove his grenade to the nearest Taco Bell. A few Chalupas and a Crunchwrap Supreme later, …